"Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried. Because I have something that the other actors don't. A secret weapon.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality!
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh God Jenna, when has that ever worked?
Jenna: Umm. When hasn't it worked?
In a restaurant
Host: It will be a 45 minute wait.
Jenna: Ohh, will it? (unbuttons her shirt).
Host: Umm. Yea. Yea, it will."
-30 Rock
-Thomas Sowell (American Economist)
"A Hospital is no place to be sick"
-Samuel Goldwyn (Academy Award Winning Producer)
2 comments:
Here are some more that you obviously forgot.
"Hello. It was his 50th Birthday"
"Hello...was I the only one listening? I thought it wreaked!"
- Clueless
"God you keep me young"
- Mean Girls
"But Jan...you don't have any friends."
"Menaje toi...I bet that means 'you're the most'"
- Brady Bunch 1&2
And I forgot:
"I have a secret weapon"
"Please don't say your sexuality"
"My sexuality!"
-30 Rock
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